Not Local? No Problem

YOUR TANK.
OUR EXPERTISE.
ANY DISTANCE.

Most of our services are built around in-person cleaning and troubleshooting — we come to you. But if you need advice, not a cleaning, and you're able to run water tests and hop on a video call, marine and freshwater biologist and 30-year aquarium industry veteran Chris will walk through your issue live, wherever you are.

Before Your Call

Come Prepared, Get More Out of Your Time

The more you can show us, the faster we get to the actual problem. Recent water test results, what's running in your filter, substrate type, tank age, and any recent changes — new fish, new equipment, a dosing change — all help narrow things down quickly instead of spending your session on questions we could've answered beforehand.

🔬 Recent test results
Filter media
🌿 Substrate type
🔄 Anything recently changed
Choose Your Session

Two Ways to Get Help

Priced by how much there is to work through, not by tank size.

*Booking secures your session — we'll confirm your actual time slot by call, text, email, or WhatsApp, 9am–9pm EST (details below).

Quick Consult
Standard Setups
Up to 30 minutes
$33.90
HST included

For most standard aquarium setups — community tanks, basic planted, typical freshwater troubleshooting. If you're not running CO2 injection, dosing, or a reef system, this is usually enough time to sort out what's going on.

Book & Pay — $33.90
Deep Dive Consult
Advanced Setups
Up to 60 minutes
$67.80
HST included

For advanced setups — high-tech planted (CO2, dosing), reef and saltwater, or anything with more variables in play. More moving parts means more time to properly work through it.

Book & Pay — $67.80
Get In Touch

Ready to Book?

Call, text, WhatsApp, or email to set up a time — we'll confirm the details, then send you the right payment link if you haven't already booked above.

Scheduling by call, text, email, or WhatsApp, 9am–9pm EST, 7 days a week.